Bingo Sorvino--Roastmaster and Wedding Coach
Bingo Sorvino--Roastmaster and Wedding Coach
Justin Foley Entertainment has teamed up with the hottest new name in grown-up entertainment: Bingo Sorvino!
Bingo loves a party, and quite often becomes the life of any party he attends. He is a wedding coach, comedian, singing telegram delivery boy, dance instructor and fast-talking salesman. He also has been trained in his family business of “problem solving”--don’t worry, he’s strictly no-kill...he much prefers to kneecap!
Bingo is the innovator of “Bingo’s Bridal Bootcamp”, a series of exercises designed especially for Brides-to-be who realized too late that they had no idea what they were doing. Being an expert in the area of marriage (he’s been married six times, three of them happening in the same year), Bingo has developed a program that can be used to prepare brides-to-be for the most important aspects of their training--in just one night! “Bingo’s Bridal Bootcamp” educates brides to be about the three most important aspects of their wedding--the Wedding March, the Ring Exchange and the Honeymoon. It also involves training exercises with the support of the bride-to-be’s best friends--and all of this takes place in the span of half an hour, in the comfort of your own house (or a rented hall, if that’s where you’d rather).
Because of his involvement with Justin Foley Entertainment, all of Bingo’s performances are PG-13 at worst, in order to maintain JFE’s image of integrity in Family Entertainment.
Bingo Sorvino is the right man for the job, no matter what that job is. The best part: It’s only $100.00 to get him for a half-hour! Why so cheap? Because Bingo’s the best! He’s in demand...book him now, before it’s too late!
Keep your eye out for Bingo’s upcoming book, “Bingo’s Bridal Bootcamp: Everything a bride-to-be needs to know so she doesn’t look like a shmuck on her wedding!” (Working title). It will be available in-stores, and through our website...if he ever finishes writing it!
Currently, Bingo is only available for Bridal parties, as his training is currently geared towards the curvier sex exclusively. His new program, “Grooming for Grooms”, in currently in development, however, and is anticipated to be available soon. Stay tuned, chaps!
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